Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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