Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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