So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
