VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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