vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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