this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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