i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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