Christians are straight up FREAKS
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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