you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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