i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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