Soap is not a condiment
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
How external is "for external use only"?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Randomize
