Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Randomize
