Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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