she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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