ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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