walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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