I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just gargled with NyQuil
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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