Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
COCAINE IS GR8
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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