i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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