i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
