morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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