Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think people are normalizing furries
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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