Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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