Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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