At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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