My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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