Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
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I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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