My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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