dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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