i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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