Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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