i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes