I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.