How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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