Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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