I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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