We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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