I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
