You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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