ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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