we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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