Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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