so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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