C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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