there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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