Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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