I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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