so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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