he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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