umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you win again, gameday.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
