HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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