i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The Olympian is in my bed
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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