I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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