hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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