How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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