just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Randomize
